4 posts tagged “stupid things”
Stupid of the day
OK so this is the stupid of the day...
caller: "hi i have installed my printer, and i'm not sure that my printer works"
me: "ok mam, lets check out what is going on with the unit, have you finished the installation?"
caller: "yes, it says it didnt work"
me: "ok ma lets print a test page* proceeded through the basic windows test page to print* ok mam did it print for you?"
caller: "does my machine have to be plugged into the outlet to print?"
me: "mam the power outlet, yes mam it does. Mam, do you have paper in your machine?'
caller: "oh yes, but you know this machine is really making a weird clicking noise and it just hasn't stopped even when i turn it off it still clicking.."
me: "mam could you please describe the noise?"
caller: "well its coming from the back by the....*silence broke for a few moments* oh mam i am sorry my fan is hitting the wire that is behind the machine and making that noise.. do i still need to turn it on to print... "
me *about to fall out of my chair holding my breath and trying to calm down with all the composure that i have.** "yes mam please turn the machine on and plug in the usb cable..."
Ok
that was the first five minutes of a 17 minute call that just cracked
me up soo hard at the time i just couldn't keep going ... man this
customer service life what a treat...
well it was great and i had to share.. love you all till then
me always...
This was a few of the random lil writings i have they don't all go together but they do have some similar prose.. hope you enjoy .. yeah and by the way none of them have been edited from their original verse.....
Think of a moment in time where all things stand still
Then believe that it was meant to be
It's just a rush of emotion
Filled with the next touch of a brief moment
As the beginning of the day
A simple look takes the breath away
Being just as I am with the brush of skin
Looking at the depth within
Through my eyes I see the moments
I don't know what is truth anymore
I can't fight the feeling anymore
Looking through the face of the real world
Do I want to feel this?
Do I want to say?
Did happen just like it was yesterday?
Feel the passion of the mystery
Feel the damage of the misery
Knowing that the heart would bleed
With a glance of the day
Then feeling the tears of the
I have found a reason to breath
feeling all the tension
Breaking my intentions
I never knew just how I felt
Till I felt the pressure
Like a roaring thunder
Building up in my head
Then pounding wonder of what then was said
Feel the rush of life breath through me
Feel the pain I just new to me
Taste that feeling yet
The one you threw me
Every time I glance that way
I just felt your touch move right through me
Feel the just read to me
Then play my body like a string
Around the winding of my name
The feel the way I felt when you kiss me
If I knew just what I wanted to say
Then the muse I make is whom I say
Do one to me
Be the fluid into my soul
Feel the wind in my hand
As it swallows all the depth in side my hands
Play the games with words of adulation
Then began to think about with the adoration
Do you hear me?
When I call your name
Did you see me when I stare at your face?
Are listening to the sound that I make
Music for you with the loudest voice I make
Carry me down
To the last place I can be
Then fill me out
With the passion I want to seek
Bring me out of the whole where I want to live
Just bring me down
Just think aloud
Without a piece of what is going on with myself
Filling the missing with bits of hell
Trying to keep the right of my thoughts as I pass you by
Things don’t seem to count
Then when you look at me
And think about the ways that I brought you down
Wonder bout that fear
Feeling that you hear
Just to bring you down
If there is one way to feel
I can feel the day with a light of my self
Feeling like I was floating about all else
Not really there
Just listening in
Trying to make sense of the music in my head
Bring me to a sense of reason
Thinking of the fears that I needed
What would I think to say?
If I knew the way
I wouldn’t have to stay
But I don’t
And it doesn’t even matter to me
Then I feel
Like it brought from a memory of here
One where I can see the tears
Tears of each everyone
Where their souls are crying out for someone
Thinking what ever happened to me
Thinking now I have to be a little bit more you
Knowing that I found a truth with the pieces of me
Pieces of me
That falls into your hand
Are kept from breaking
Like the glass I am
Beauty in the eye
Hard as hell
But shatter with a bit of force
Just like this hell
My breath is gone with every touch I make
Then the tender kiss makes me feel this way
Trying not to feel with a little more
Just making myself a little needed to memory
Then feeling that thought of sudden agony
Breathe it for me
Take away the pain
Bring a little reason to the force I seen
Does it really need to be?
Something that I found as naturally
Feeling that pill
Feeling that pain
Nothing was better than calling your name
Fell the pain of mine
Sell this book of lies
Tell the weakest signs
Then kill my little mind
Stop the feelings
As soft as the pedal of a white rose
With a touch of a angel that had held on
Knowing that passion with in the fire of your eyes
Feeling the depth of the hell within mine
Just a notion with the touch of your hand
Then the passion as we try to withstand
I can feel it
Just a little bit of this
Can’t fight the feeling of the blossom of dew
Like early morning in a field of meadows
Light dew on the grass making love to make it last
With the sun just in my face
A little needed
Then the feel of the embrace not to concede1) What do you think of when you "banana"?
yellow
2) Do you like pancakes?
Yes
3) Have you ever eaten sushi?
yes
4) Have you ever sat on your roof?
yeah
5) Are you a sports fan?
No - sport of hitting peoples
6) Have you ever broken a bone?
NO
7) What's you favorite number?
6942
8) Would you jump from a tree for $15?
yes
9)HOw high have you ever counted??
still counting
11)What are you going to do for your 21st birthday?
hum dont know i wont be 21 again til i am 121 maybe have a boob job then
12) Do you drink water daily?
yea too much
13)What color is your house?
brick
14)If you have an ipdo what color is it?
my what
oh dont have money for that
15)Do you use headphones?
yeah when i aint suppose to
16)Have you ever blown up a fish?
lol... really who has done that
17)Have you ever gotten motion sickness?,,
yeah from too much fun
18)What is the nearest food right now?
cholocate
19)Have people ever made fun of your house?
no if they did i would tell them to kiss my asses
20)Do you like Justin Timberlake,,?
Dont like pazy boys
21)What is your favorite kind of battery?
the one in the vibrator
22) Did you even notice that number 10 was missing?
not really just thought this was stupid all together