4 posts tagged “stupid things”

Stupid of the day

OK so this is the stupid of the day...

caller: "hi i have installed my printer, and i'm not sure that my printer works"

me: "ok mam, lets check out what is going on with the unit, have you finished the installation?"

caller: "yes, it says it didnt work"

me: "ok ma lets print a test page* proceeded through the basic windows test page to print* ok mam did it print for you?"

caller: "does my machine have to be plugged into the outlet to print?"

me: "mam the power outlet, yes mam it does. Mam, do you have paper in your machine?'

caller: "oh yes, but you know this machine is really making a weird clicking noise and it just hasn't stopped even when i turn it off it still clicking.."

me: "mam could you please describe the noise?"

caller: "well its coming from the back by the....*silence broke for a few moments* oh mam i am sorry my fan is hitting the wire that is behind the machine and making that noise.. do i still need to turn it on to print... "

me *about to fall out of my chair holding my breath and trying to calm down with all the composure that i have.** "yes mam please turn the machine on and plug in the usb cable..."

Ok that was the first five minutes of a 17 minute call that just cracked me up soo hard at the time i just couldn't keep going ... man this customer service life what a treat...

well it was great and i had to share.. love you all till then

me always...

This was a few of the random lil writings i have they don't all go together but they do have some similar prose.. hope you enjoy ..  yeah and by the  way none of them have been edited from their original verse.....

Think of a moment in time where all things stand still

Then believe that it was meant to be

It's just a rush of emotion

Filled with the next touch of a brief moment

As the beginning of the day

A simple look takes the breath away

Being just as I am with the brush of skin

Looking at the depth within

Through my eyes I see the moments

I don't know what is truth anymore

I can't fight the feeling anymore

Looking through the face of the real world

Do I want to feel this?

Do I want to say?

Did happen just like it was yesterday?

Feel the passion of the mystery

Feel the damage of the misery

Knowing that the heart would bleed

With a glance of the day

Then feeling the tears of the

I have found a reason to breath

feeling all the tension

Breaking my intentions

I never knew just how I felt

Till I felt the pressure

Like a roaring thunder

Building up in my head

Then pounding wonder of what then was said

Feel the rush of life breath through me

Feel the pain I just new to me

Taste that feeling yet

The one you threw me

Every time I glance that way

I just felt your touch move right through me

Feel the just read to me

Then play my body like a string

Around the winding of my name

The feel the way I felt when you kiss me

If I knew just what I wanted to say

Then the muse I make is whom I say

Do one to me

Be the fluid into my soul

Feel the wind in my hand

As it swallows all the depth in side my hands

Play the games with words of adulation

Then began to think about with the adoration

Do you hear me?

When I call your name

Did you see me when I stare at your face?

Are listening to the sound that I make

Music for you with the loudest voice I make

Carry me down

To the last place I can be

Then fill me out

With the passion I want to seek

Bring me out of the whole where I want to live

Just bring me down

Just think aloud

Without a piece of what is going on with myself

Filling the missing with bits of hell

Trying to keep the right of my thoughts as I pass you by

Things don’t seem to count

Then when you look at me

And think about the ways that I brought you down

Wonder bout that fear

Feeling that you hear

Just to bring you down

If there is one way to feel

I can feel the day with a light of my self

Feeling like I was floating about all else

Not really there

Just listening in

Trying to make sense of the music in my head

Bring me to a sense of reason

Thinking of the fears that I needed

What would I think to say?

If I knew the way

I wouldn’t have to stay

But I don’t

And it doesn’t even matter to me

Then I feel

Like it brought from a memory of here

One where I can see the tears

Tears of each everyone

Where their souls are crying out for someone

Thinking what ever happened to me

Thinking now I have to be a little bit more you

Knowing that I found a truth with the pieces of me

Pieces of me

That falls into your hand

Are kept from breaking

Like the glass I am

Beauty in the eye

Hard as hell

But shatter with a bit of force

Just like this hell

My breath is gone with every touch I make

Then the tender kiss makes me feel this way

Trying not to feel with a little more

Just making myself a little needed to memory

Then feeling that thought of sudden agony

Breathe it for me

Take away the pain

Bring a little reason to the force I seen

Does it really need to be?

Something that I found as naturally

Feeling that pill

Feeling that pain

Nothing was better than calling your name

Fell the pain of mine

Sell this book of lies

Tell the weakest signs

Then kill my little mind

Stop the feelings

As soft as the pedal of a white rose

With a touch of a angel that had held on

Knowing that passion with in the fire of your eyes

Feeling the depth of the hell within mine

Just a notion with the touch of your hand

Then the passion as we try to withstand

I can feel it

Just a little bit of this

Can’t fight the feeling of the blossom of dew

Like early morning in a field of meadows

Light dew on the grass making love to make it last

With the sun just in my face

A little needed